B       E       F#      G#m     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    O|||    |O|O    O|||   
 ||OO    |||O    ||O|    |||O   
 |O||    ||||    O|||    |O||   
 O|||    |O||    ||||    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[Intro]
E B F# G#m
E B F# F#


[Verse]
B                           G#m
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
B                            G#m
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
E                        B
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      F#
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
B                           G#m
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
B                                   G#m
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
E                        B
This molded silicone has got me begging please
F#
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               E            B
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
F#                 G#m
Send your asshole into shock
         E             B
You need horse cock of course-cock
F#
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
B                         G#m
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
B                        G#m
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
E                           B
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
F#
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          E          B
As I take more cock, horse cock
F#                 G#m
Shut the door and turn the lock
   E           B
Is your cock a horse cock?
F#
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               E            B
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
F#             G#m
Rub my dick inside a sock
E               B
Don't stop now, horse cock
F#
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          E           B
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
F# G#m
(scatting)
E           B
Horse cock, horse cock
F# F#
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)